The King of Chav's and Inflatable Sheep
I thought I would add this as I've not blogged for a while, the nurse has been heavily medicating me after my last outburst. Also I speant the weekend socialising with real people and the subject of my blog arose so I guess I better put something on here.
I thought it appropriate to share the heart rending story of a Chav in denial.
It has now become a tradition amongst a group of friends (how many times do you have to do something before it becomes traditional?) to celebrate the 40th birthday of each person by getting together and going camping. For me its fast becoming a tradition to take twice as long to get there than it should, for god sake its only a small island.
This year the unwilling victim was C who you see in the photo dressed in his sunday best after being presented with his certificate of chavness.
It should be pointed out that this gentleman is by day a respected member of academia and alledgedly holds a position in one of Britains most prominent universities. By night around a camp fire though his true nature comes out. Only by going away to secret camps buried deep in the countryside where he can be himself amongst fellow devotes of all things chav can he keep himself sane.
Its a shame that society shuns people like him forcing him to hide his dirty little secret from his co-workers, his wife and child and other innocent decent members of society.
So ring Chavline today and ensure C is issued with a can of cider and an ASBO now.
I thought it appropriate to share the heart rending story of a Chav in denial.
It has now become a tradition amongst a group of friends (how many times do you have to do something before it becomes traditional?) to celebrate the 40th birthday of each person by getting together and going camping. For me its fast becoming a tradition to take twice as long to get there than it should, for god sake its only a small island.
This year the unwilling victim was C who you see in the photo dressed in his sunday best after being presented with his certificate of chavness.
It should be pointed out that this gentleman is by day a respected member of academia and alledgedly holds a position in one of Britains most prominent universities. By night around a camp fire though his true nature comes out. Only by going away to secret camps buried deep in the countryside where he can be himself amongst fellow devotes of all things chav can he keep himself sane.
Its a shame that society shuns people like him forcing him to hide his dirty little secret from his co-workers, his wife and child and other innocent decent members of society.
So ring Chavline today and ensure C is issued with a can of cider and an ASBO now.
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