Do I really want to do this?

I'm off diving tomorrow. Which is no problem but I have recently been reading the CDNN scuba diving news site. This site has started to worry me becuase all i keep reading is about diving accidents and deaths.

And then to top it all there is this news story;Shark 1, shark molesting scuba idiot 0. Put simply its about a diver, Dave Marcel, who attempted sexual relations with a shark and the shark wasn't keen.

Not sure about this any more.